is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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