honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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