Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
How many fucks given?
0.12846
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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