Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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