Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
