YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Randomize
