i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Small penises have feelings too.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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