he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
please don't ironically join a cult
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