You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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