Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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