I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize
