I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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