I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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