She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Are we still banned from the library?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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