He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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