I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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