quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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