So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Alive.
So much puke
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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