I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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