Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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