It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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