I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
im holly from the hills drunk
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Randomize
