Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Randomize
