Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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