We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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