If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Randomize
