Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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