do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
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My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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