your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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