everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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