White coat. Heels.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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