Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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