i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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