Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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