please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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