I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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