haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize