On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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