Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(516): View more from New York

i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?

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(716): View more from New York

I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.

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(256): View more from Alabama

from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.

(334): View more from Alabama

i do.

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(248): View more from Michigan

They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"

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(647): View more from Ontario

We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.

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(281): View more from Texas

and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early

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