When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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