I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
i think im in europe. pls send help
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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