I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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