I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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