its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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