what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Do you have feelings for this penis?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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