I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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