living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
third nipple confirmed
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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