I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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