Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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