i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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