question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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