when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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